My name is Dani and I'm 20 years young. I live in Canada and damn proud of it :p
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I couldn’t sleep so
Seriously. Listen to this
I’VE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE YES THANK YOU
this is amazing omg
i didnt know how badly i needed this until i had it
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
(Source: bitchinqly)
whenever
I see “low fat/less fat” yogurt, cream cheese” or any dairy product I get mad, and I’m like “what the fuck it’s the main point of dairy!” That’s like saying. “Now serving low protein meat!”
Get out of my face.
OMFG You understand…. HOLY SHIT!!!
Every one looks at me funny when I talk about this.
Yes. Sick.
